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[9.6.05 @ 9:44am]

[ mood | calm ]

alright, we still need a few more sues and such before we can get a move-on on the voting and nominating. Let me remind you that we accept more than just Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings...

List Of Accepted Suefandoms:
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
His Dark Materials
Tortall books or Summersea books by Tamora Pierce
Artemis Fowl
Dragonriders of Pern...

...Anne McCaffrey does state that she doesn't like fanfictions of her stories being written so hopefully we won't be seeing many of those.

I also am now accepting moderator applications. Just go to the userinfo and read the rules about it. And stuff.

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also posted at Deleterius [8.31.05 @ 10:20am]

[ mood | amused ]

Story Or Series Title: Katie's Choice.
Fandom: It's not even about Harry vs. Voldemort anymore, is it?
Culprit Author's Name: Lady-Serena-Snape
by the way folks, she's 27.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Katie Snape
Full Species(es): i-revolt-against-my-completely-evil-family-to-make-harry-fall-in-love-with-me sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): 'dark'
Eye Color (include adjectives): 'dark'
Unusual Markings/Colorations: eh, none mentioned.
Special Possessions (if any): I hope not. I had to stop reading once I got past chapter 8 for fear I would bleed my eyes out.

Annoying Origin: The Snape family
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: her uncle is Professor Snape. Um wtf mates?
Annoying Special Abilities: she liiiiiives.
Other Annoying Traits: her grammar sucks and she introduces the religion of anticomma to the whole staff at Hogwarts

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
oooooh a MYSTERY, dunnn dunnn dunnnnn!!!Collapse )

The aftermath of the sorting. Snape goes ballistic.Collapse )

The Dursleys (Yes, read: THE DURSLEYS) come to live at Hogwarts!!!Collapse )

this is probably my worst sporking job ever... I apologize.
no, there are no redeeming qualities for this story.

And I would like to state again that this woman is TWENTY SEVEN YEARS OLD.

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voting/nominations [8.30.05 @ 9:42pm]

alright, the voting and nominations will be postponed for three more days, considering that nobody even comes here anymore.
alright, alright. I'll go make some affiliates.

rules/fanfictions/other stuff are all int he post below this one.
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[8.27.05 @ 6:01pm]

[ mood | chipper ]

AAH! I have no excuses everyone, I'm very sorry about this... only know that I am now extremely more determined to get this community off the ground and make it the MOST popular (if not the only) Sue/Stu-Oscar-Awards-Ceremony EVER.

We have, As Of Now:

3 sues sporked.

They are:

Lord of the Rings:
From Normality to Elvenly: The Quest Joined by Lady Ale
The White Rod (actual sporking can be found at Deleterius)

Harry Potter:
Forever Loved by Sherezade-Meisuke

There are three more days for each member to spork one sue. THEN, the voting ceremony will be held, where the suefictions will be organized into a group of the worst SEVEN sues that have been sporked here. Continuing on from that, there will also be a nomination post for the special awards: Worst Grammar Drought, Worst Rapage of Canon Characters, Worst Emo Sue, and Worst M-preg Fanfiction.

Finally, of those seven suefics, you will be allowed to vote for which one you think is The Worst Sue Of The Week/Month/Etc. (DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!) Then there will be a happy post commemorating such, along with the second place, third place, and honorable mentions, and the special awards, and everyone can crucio/baruk khazad/impale/spork/whatever to your liking.

speaking of MODERATORS:

I know this community hasn't been active, and to give it a small boost, I am now taking two new moderators. Please read the rules in the userinfo if you want to apply. Thank'ee kindly!


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This one deserves a Darwin... [6.9.05 @ 3:06pm]

[ mood | Durin... Bema... Eru... ]

From Normality to Elvenly: The Quest Joined by Lady Ale

It's been sporked in full here.

I nominate it simply for Aragorn's method of cursing Legolas out: “Legolas you beeping beep!” Aragorn continued his rant in Elvish, and Legolas was miffed at Aragorn’s sudden anger-possesed change in behavior. He wondered if Aragorn was jealous or something. After all, who wouldn’t be jealous of a perfect-looking elf?

We're not even getting into Miss "LOTR Clothes and Stuff" and her Arrows of PMS. Or the Power of Five Weather-Tracker accuracy of just how hard that storm's blowing. Or Kiddy!Hobbits.

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[3.28.05 @ 5:40pm]

[ mood | cheerful ]

Story Or Series Title: Forever Loved
Fandom: The boy who lived through far too many Sue fics.
Culprit Author's Name: Sherezade-Meisuke

Reason for Nomination: Horrible grammar, spelling, canon rape. Look, just read it. You'll see what I mean.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Hermione Granger
Full Species(es): Madeover!Slutty!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned, although "she did a charm for her hair to be nice and straight"
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned

Annoying Origin: The loins of a screaming and swearing Mrs. Granger, who threw herself onto a pit of spikes when she saw she had spawned a Sue.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: See species
Annoying Special Abilities: Gaydar
Other Annoying Traits: Making everyone else OOC

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Right. I first sporked this fic on deleterius , and then pottersues  did it. And here it is again.

It BUUURNS!!Collapse )

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[3.28.05 @ 6:10pm]

Right people, I'm sorry about the whole "you must promote" thing. I'm human. I make mistakes. Forgive me?

and yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay for b2wm for posting.
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All right, enough R+R whining... [3.27.05 @ 10:48pm]

[ mood | Let's do this. ]

Let's get this party started. The worst Sue I've sporked: The White Rod.

I'm not going to fill out an entire form because it's pre-sporked, for your covenience, but the reason I submit it is that, despite proper grammar, it hurts and burns us, precious. There are Sues for Legolas, Boromir, and Denethor. (Yes, you read that right, Lord Denethor II son of Ecthelion II of House Hurin, freakin' Steward of Gondor.) Galadriel & Celeborn are Jerry-Springerized, Gimli's Comic Relief(TM) and Faramir... see the title of the sporking. So, while the writing is good, the character rape is Valar-damn awful.

Go forth and spork, my home-Wargs.

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[3.23.05 @ 7:15pm]


my community became way popular, way fast. or at least, it feels like it's popular. I have three contenders for the second Mod role, and I have elected helenahandbag as the first one.

okay people, let's get the Suethor Awards going. I'm in a sporking mood.

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Post one! [3.23.05 @ 4:15pm]

[ mood | accomplished ]

welcome, welcome, welcome, to the first official Sporkage Awards!

The rules are in the userinfo. Yes, they're long, but please read all of them, or be sporked to a wall forever.

This community is not for nice people looking to constructively criticize Suethors. This community is for jaded, bitter, and angry fiction readers, who are very pissed off at Suethors for terrorizing and raping favorite characters.

xcursed_gold is particularly overprotective of Snape, Lyra, Numair, Pantalaimon, Aragorn, Boromir, Merry, and Martin. She also guards (like a mother bear) canon!evil!Draco, Anne McCaffrey's Dragonriders of Pern, Artemis, and Briar.

This community needs two more moderators. If you think you qualify for being a moderator, fill out this form and EMAIL IT TO ME. (don't post them in the community yet.)

Name/Livejournal Alias:
Livejournal username:
How did you find this community?:
Which canon characters/places are you overprotective of? (at least two):
Which canon characters/places do you adore but are not overprotective of? (at least two):
Have you ever written a Sue? Be honest:
If answer to above was yes, why did you change your ways?:
Why should you be a moderator of this community? Give three reasons:

* * *

The submitting of Sue-fictions starts... NOW!

Thank you,
--> Nny
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